"My girlfriend and I were hiking in the woods. Looking for this secret waterfall that some local hippies told us about. When we finally discovered the waterfall, we stripped to swim naked in the mountain water. A rope swing was hanging from a tree, so my GF grabbed it and pulled a Tarzan move, swinging out over the water. but when she landed back next to me, she slipped and started to fall. Lucky for her----- unlucky for me---- she grabbed my pubic hair to catch herself. Thank God she didn't grab something else nearby."

                                                         (***** VICTOR*****)

"when my Gf told me she was a virgin.--- and that she thought I was the ONe we made plans for a romantic ski wekend to make her first time special. I booked a room at a B&B, but when we arrived we realized tha atmosphere was all wrong. the bedspread was a blinding virginal white, and there was a huge picture of JESUS hanging over the bed. We were upset, but we hit the slopes anyway. Afterward we Got dinner at a bar and had a few pints. feeling bold---well, we drunk we decided to bail out of the cheesy B&B, check into a best Western and break into the hot tub, and the rest took care of itself."

                                                          (*****Steve*****)

"Ok, so there I was, a 22 year old guy --- With absolutely no experience in performing oral sex. I had a good idea what was supposed to happen-- I'd just never done it. my Gf was hinting that she wanted it, and it was my turn to step-up to the plate, right? So one night, we drove to a beach and spread out a blanket under the stars. We fooled around, and then I started working my way down. I spent 15 minutes desperately trying to remember every trick I heard about-- and judging from her moans, I was succeeding. Then  something  strange happend; As I moved my head, I saw a pool of light appear in the middle of her stomach. i thought it was just moonlight-- but after another minute, I fuigured it was way too bright, So I glanced  over my shoulder to look for the source. I saw something shining in the moon-light; The gold sparkle of a sheriff's badge. the light on her stomach was coming from the dudes flashlight! he let us off with a warning, but it was the last time I ever went down outdoors."

                                                      (*****PHIL******)